Once again it is summertime here in the lovely state of Arizona. To give some context, I am currently in the southern part of the state as I type this. Like I mentioned 29 words ago, it is summertime here. Lots of people always say “oh, but it’s a dry heat”. Here is what I have to say about your “oh, but it’s a dry heat” shit…
FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOUR DRY HEAT PAL!!! IT IS FLAT OUT FUCKING HOT!!! 121‘ FAHRENHEIT IS FUCKING HOT!!! GET THAT THROUGH YOUR FUCKING SKULL BONES!!!
Take 5. Gotta scratch my crusty butt hole…
Okay. Back to it…
DRY OR NOT IT IS FUCKING HOT!!! SO FUCK OFF WITH YOUR DRY HEAT SHIT AND JUST SAY THAT IT IS FUCKING HOT!!!
Goldfish