Who the fuck am I??? I am the one they call “Goldfish”. A two wheeled road warrior who has no problem whippin out my glorious hairy sweaty ballsack and telling it like it is.
More shit about me…
I enjoy cold beverages traditionally served in a brown bottle, those round bouncy things found on the front of women, and I have a healthy appetite for tacos. The kind of tacos you get through the drive-thru and yes, of course, the “PINK TACO”.
And to top it off…
Fountain pens give me a hard on, I like checking my nose for boogers, I jerk off to porn quite frequently and a lot of times I don’t wash my hands after I take a piss.
And that’s all you need to need to fuckin know.
Goldfish