– THE FUCKIN DISCLAIMER –
Alright you internet fuckers… Welcome to the maniacal ravings of I, “A Drunk Goldfish”.
Here is the fuckin disclaimer for this website. By staying here and reading all the fucked up shit I will be typing here, you certify and agree to and all that mumbo jumbo legal type shit that you are at least 18 years of age, have a strong stomach and some thick ass skin. 30 years of age or more would be better as I am one fucked up hombre with no filters of any kind. You’ll figure that out if you keep reading.
First warning… You will encounter some really fucked up and harsh language that includes but not limited to, a lot of fuckin dirty words and god knows what else will be coming out of my crusty butt hole as I make this shit up as I type along. All of it is in good taste I’m sure.
Second warning… I talk about my glorious hairy sweaty ball sack quite often. Why? Because my glorious hairy sweaty ballsack is one of my most prized possessions. So either get your own glorious hairy sweaty ballsack or fuckin deal with it.
Third warning… There are no politics here. There are no religions here. If that’s what you are looking for politics and/or religions, then take your shit ass somewhere else and get your rocks off cause it’s not going to happen here.
Fourth Warning… I will bet my cold ass brown bottle beverage that there will be grammar errors, spelling errors, and all kinds of other fuckin errors that you will probably make up in your head while reading this fuckin website. Well good for you fuckin “Poindexter” for fuckin noticing. If you haven’t figured out yet, I don’t give a Tibetan Yak’s right fuckin titty if it’s right or not. If you don’t like it, take your fuckin pussy cryin ass somewhere else and get your fuckin grammar orgasms over there.
Fifth warning… Out of respect for my brothers and sisters, names will be changed if ever mentioned. All my bros will be called “Skeeter”, hoes will be “Ginger” and any type of motorcycle club reference will be “The Motorcycle Club”. You don’t like it, stick something in your ass.
Sixth Warning… I, the “Drunk Goldfish”, is (am/are/or whatever the shit is proper to type here) not responsible and/or liable if your fuckin prancing pony ass gets hurt verbally and/or physically from a couple dirty words or some name calling that has occurred on this here website. Go fuckin cry somewhere else like the little bitch you are or grow a hairy ballsack and deal with it. If any shit like that happens, it’s on you. Not me
Seventh Warning… I will post shit when I fuckin feel like it. Don’t be expecting some kinda schedule or some shit of when I do cause thats not gonna happen. Only thing I can tell you is to do that subscription shit thing and you will now when I put something up here. Got it???
Eighth warning… Basically I am going to say and do whatever the fuck I wanna say and wanna fuckin do cause I FUCKIN’ LIVE IN AMERICA AND I CAN DO THAT KINDA SHIT HERE. IF YOU HAVE A PROBLEM WITH THAT, THEN STICK A TAMPON UP YOUR ASS AND GO SOMEWHERE ELSE AND BITCH AND WHINE ABOUT IT YOU LITTLE FUCKIN PUSSY!!! DID I MENTION MY GLORIOUS HAIRY SWEATY BALLSACK??? GET USED TO IT.
YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED AND DISCLAIMERED BY THE POWER IN ME, MY GLORIOUS HAIRY SWEATY BALLSACK AND BY ALL THESE BROWN BOTTLED BEVERAGES THAT LAY WASTE TO MY SIDE…
Goldfish